e all love our slideouts, but those corners can be troublesome for people who are too tall or when the room is too low to the ground. I hate to think we need to don hardhats, but I have managed to open my skull twice from crashing into slideout corners, which always win the battle. My altercations were with neighbors’ slideouts and each time the bill of my baseball cap prevented adequate vision to the offending impact point. After the second incident, I went to the Dollar Store — which, by the way, are no longer stocked with $1 items, courtesy of inflation that’s pushed things to $1.25 — and purchased swim noodles to help my friend cover the corners.
While swim noodles are fun to wrap round your body when floating in the pool, many RVers know they are also one of the most versatile items you can have around the RV. The most popular use for swim noodles is to attach them temporarily to the edges of the slideout corners. All you do is cut a noodle to length and slice it down the middle with a razor knife. Sections are then notched to allow the swim noodle to bend around the corner (which is really easy) — just make sure your hand is not in the way of the cut pathways; razor knives are not forgiving. Once the cuts are made, the swim noodle is pushed over the edges and friction will keep them in place unless it gets too windy, then your neighbors get the swim noodle(s) and you can retrieve it from them.
Front living-room slideouts are the worst offenders, since they impede headroom. Even though I know the front slideout in my fifth wheel will clear the top of my head, impacts are still possible when parked on undulating terrain — so I always test the clearance first.
The swim noodle really comes in handy around the sharp corner of the slideout closest to the entryway. When our dog descends the entry steps, this corner barely misses her side, which created too many near misses and possible serious injury. To cushion a possible impact, a section of swim noodle was cut and attached to the top and bottom junction of the corner and secured with hook-and-loop straps. It works great; just remember to remove it before the slideout is retracted to prevent damaging the metal skirting.
Always keep a few lengths of swim noodle in your storage cabinet. They don’t take up much room, are feather-light and come in a bunch of different colors. And, if nothing else, they are great to hang on to when floating in the pool.